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PUNCH,
OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL. 102.

March 12, 1892.


DOING THE OLD MASTERS.
(_A SKETCH AT BURLINGTON HOUSE_.)
IN GALLERY NO. I.
_The Usual Elderly Lady_ (_who judges every picture solely by
its subject_). "No. 9. Portrait of Mrs. BRYANSTON of Portman. By
GAINSBOROUGH." I don't like that at all. Such a _disagreeable_
expression! I can't think why they exhibit such things. I'm sure
there's no _pleasure_ in looking at them!
_Her Companion_ (_who finds no pleasure in looking at any of them_).
No, I must say I prefer the Academy to these old-fashioned things. I
suppose we can get a cup of _tea_ here, though?
_An Intelligent Person_. "Mrs. BRYANSTON of Portman." Sounds like a
made-up name rather, eh? Portman Square, and all that, y'know!
[Illustration: "My dear fellow, as if it was possible to mistake his
touch!"]
_His Friend_ (_with a touching confidence in the seriousness of the
authorities_). Oh, they wouldn't do that sort of thing _here_!
_A Too-impulsive Enthusiast_. Oh, JOHN, _look_ at that lovely tiger up
there! _Isn't_ the skin marvellously painted, and the eyes so natural
and all! It's a Landseer of _course_!
_John_. Catalogue says STUBBS.
_The Enth._ (_disenchanted_). STUBBS? I never heard of him. But it's
really rather well done.
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